- getting ready for school in the morning: sits on my bed without a shirt on for 10 minutes thinking about how much I hate school
i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
the word gay is so irreplaceable. how else do you express such a state of being with so little words. “you’re gay” simultaneously means “you’re affectionate”, “you’re cute”, “you like this thing”, and other sentiments that cannot be described. we gays are powerful
If it only takes one lousy photo to prove someone is straight, why does it take a DNA sample, first born sacrifice, a thousand outings, a million pictures, the holy grail, and a triple rainbow to prove someone is gay?
life is so hard when your best pal is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
one of my favorite episodes from atla was where this whole village hated avatars because they thought that kyoshi murdered this guy a long time ago and the whole gang spends the entire episode finding all this evidence that she never did it but the village doesnt believe them and it looks like aangs going to be found guilty but finally near the end her spirit appears to everyone and shes like yeah i killed that guy he was a dick
*punches myself in the face* I love girls